A Cannabis Legalization Christmas Carol

Article by Caleb McMillan, Cannabis Life Network


Evidently, it takes half a month to translate the cannabis legalization task farce report.

You’d think being a bilingual country, the task farce team would have translated everything as they went.

But, like a poor college student who parties all throughout the semester only to study and complete all his projects in the last week, the task farce waited until the very end.

I bet I could find a translator willing to do it for $5 on Fiverr. And if I increase that rate to, say, $500, I could probably get the report translated well before mid-December.

But alas, this is how government works. They spend gratuitous amounts of money that isn’t theirs on boondoggles and feet-dragging.

So, for this year’s Christmas season, cannabis users will be visited by the ghosts of cannabis past, present, and future.

First, the past: Harper’s regime hasn’t gone anywhere. The ghosts of prohibition still linger, the LPs remain the only legal sources.

Only the propaganda has changed, which brings us to the present. Cannabis is going to be legalized not because we are self-owning human beings who can make our own rational and irrational decisions.

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